Take the Breast Test, I only got 2 wrong, not bad 18 out of 20.

Holy cow pies, Batman!

Cool, beer I might actually enjoy!

Yes! Finally someone fights back! We used to have Mormon's regularly visit us, and the first "set" were actually friendly. We had good discussions with them, the middle set was obnoxious the last set was okay but then tried to convert us. I must say at that point it got old, having a conversation and discussion on your beliefs and how they relate to our world is one thing, repeatedly getting me to go to your service or trying to teach my kids is another.

I stared, I did not laugh, does that make me sane, or does it just make it not funny?

Hmmm interesting hobby. Well interesting if you are into satanism, vampirism and murder...

You know sometimes Geeks With Guns, is just a cool site... Like with this.

So we have a company meeting after the layoffs and then a group meeting after the company meeting to discuss the company meeting that discussed the layoffs. And basically it sounds like they think our group is inefficient. Okay, and they proceed to say that its inefficient because priorities have not been placed. Okay. And the priorities have not been placed because of them, hey they said it. Okay. So in order to fix this, oh and to drive down costs, they lay off the one person who managed the priorities he was given, and tried to keep us organized. Okay. So now they are going to come back and give us new priorities in a week or so. Okay. Does that make sense? Not to me, but apparently thats why I sucked at management. Oh and also, they want to evaluate the product we have been basing our "E-Commerce" system on, and see if its really the best choice. HELL FUCKING LO, the developers for the last year have said that it would be better to have started from scratch rather than continue to try to piece together the flamming piece of horse puckey we had. And they were always told we had too much invested in it. So now a YEAR after investing the time and money in this, they are willing to look at other options. Now when they feel the funding is going to be really tight issue, they want to see if it might be better to use something else. EXCUSE ME. Is this STUPID or what? Granted we have a new CEO that started in November, but, come on, the BEST management listens to its people. It does not take a degree to do that. *sigh*

Well they just laid off my companies CFO, VP of Technology and COO. Doesn't bode too well for the future, thats for sure. And sure as heck is not good news. My boss was the first organization this group had seen... Now its back to fighting fires instead of planning I think...

This is awesome, finally countries are getting with it and printing money with naked women on it.

Hmmm, good quote.... "With the evidence in mind, the researchers concluded that, based on a lifetime of sex once a week (on average) for 50 years, only one in 580 men might die as a result of sexual exertions." So have sex, you could be saving a man's life...

Damn those boobs, ruining a perfectly good soccer match! Or is it, damn that soccer match ruining a perfectly good set of boobs?

Oh yeah, I gotta agree, its the second trimester that really gives you the most bang for your, well bang. Enjoy it while you can...

Added a link to someone's site I know. I think I have a better picture of myself I could put up here... Dunno if I should or not :)

Ahhh thanks! Apparently I was told I needed to clear my Opera cache in order for it to properly display the comments code. That done it appears to work! Yay!

I really really love this song, you can find it on the Shrek soundtrack... Rufus Wainwright---Hallelujah (L. Cohen) I've heard there was A secret chord That David played, and It pleased the Lord But you don't really care For music, do you? It goes like this: The fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift The baffled king Composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Your faith was strong But you needed proof You saw her bathing On the roof Her beauty and the Moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne And she cut your hair And from your lips She drew the Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Maybe I've been here before I know this room I've walked this floor I used to live alone Before I knew you I've seen your flag On the marble arch Love is not a victory march It's a cold and It's a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah There was a time You let me know What's really going on below But now you never show It to me, do you? I remember when I moved in, you Your holy dark Was moving too And every breath we drew Was Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Maybe there's a God above And all I ever Learned from love Was how to shoot At someone Who outdrew you It's not a cry You can hear at night It's not somebody Who's seen the light It's a cold and It's a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Dang, I am disappointed Opera does not display the comment links right... So if you are using Opera you will never know if there is a dropping. Dang, well you could try just sniffing around I guess...

Hmmm I just had a thought, why can't you get a glue that will glue water? I mean that would be useful wouldn't it?

As I get a chance I am messing with a comments system, hopefully it will work....

Ok I read this at The Dead Letter Office, which I found off another bloggers site. I dunno exactly why but I like this, for some reason it reminds me of 50's mystery type movies like The Two Jakes. dead men don't care what the surgeon general thinks dead men drive around with no place to go dead men figure the come-on at the end of the bar, more trouble than she's worth dead men hold alcohol in a medicinal light dead men will sleep in their work clothes dead men never are never asked to RSVP dead men buy cars, and cigarettes, based solely on price dead men avoid eye contact at all cost no matter what dead men doodle on the obituary page dead men drive on bald tires with cracked windshields and no mirrors. dead men accept with resignation, the next day's hangover dead men don't floss dead men will drink their Sake cold dead men don't sweat expiration dates dead men never wear bandages dead men are past blaming anyone dead men see horse-shit and diamonds the same dead men don't care where the candle-wax falls dead men forget what day of the week it is dead men can't get to sleep at night, can't wake up in the morning dead men have nothing in their hands dead men never ask for another chance dead men have no need to make sense of anything dead men play dumb when they know they're being lied to dead men have made the connection between sorrow and desire after losing the thing he loves a dead man will spend the rest of his days anesthetizing the past pouring gasoline on the future dead men have no fear of dying the second time

Cool, only $27 and 40 hours to change a lightbulb at the BBC. And I am sure they will continue to say outsourcing is the best thing to do save company money.... uh huh.... RIGHT....

I got spam advertising an anti-spam product. When will it end?

Gesh and people go around complaining about Microsoft's licensing...

Yes, "I can't get no girl." makes a fine excuse to the nice police officers...

Wow someone actually sent me a link to put in here. At first I rebelled against the notion against taking submissions then I thought, well it is kinda funny, and hey I did not have to find it all by myself. And I really had a lame weekend of updating so what the heck. And really if I had not let you know, you would have had no idea I did not find it myself!