Words of wisodom from Homer Simpson. Definitely a good read...

Ahhh yes, some everyday women for your viewing pleasure...

Women love guys with false teeth, see!!!

Hey a live cam in New Orleans, during Mardi Gras! Awesome!

If these girls don't get you going, I dunno what will. ;)

I need to by a wedding card for my niece, she just got married. She is pregnant, of course. Not sure why but I bet that accounts for a lot of marriages.... On the Halmark thought...

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder-what the f*&! was I thinking?

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.

I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected. And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.

Sex with you is like using drugs-lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.

They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly ass.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

I was given this link by a friend. I gotta wonder though, if these girls are page three types, what happened to the ones that were on the cover...

Okay folks do you have any names that are not on this list? Maybe like "Visiting Mary Palm and her five sisters"? My favourite on the list "Whitewater wristing."

You know the theory on why guys like breasts? I am sure you have heard it, that either your mother did not breast feed you or that she breast fed you too much. Well that got me to wondering, whats the excuse for guys with hang-ups on legs, or better yet butts. I like a good butt, its my preference rather than a flashy pair of silicon, does that mean my mother didn't wipe me enough? Or too much? Or maybe guys just like different things, I still will never understand the guy that wants a couple pounds of silicon on a chicken bone. But hey, I guess thats why there are all types of people, otherwise I sure as hell would not be taken...

Okay these magnets are absolutely awesome.. I especially like .

Rock and Roll. What happened to it? Where has it gone? I listen to alternative stations, and I like the music, but I really wonder, what happened to Rock and Roll. From the late 60s till the early 90s, you had Rock and Roll. Yeah the sound changed, but it was still Rock and Roll. Led Zeppelin may not have sounded like Motley Crue, but it was all identifiable as Rock and Roll. Where did it go? I know people like Aerosmith and ACDC are still producing albums, but honestly they just suck. Are we ever gonna get any great Rock and Roll bands like Pink Floyd, singers like Bruce Springstein, crappy sappy groups like Boston again? I am not talking POP, screw POP we had POP during that time too, and it sucked. I want some Rock and Roll, I want some non-anger, non-rap, non-angst Rock and Roll. Does anyone make that anymore?

Oh and Bnews.blogspot.com has moved to kreblog.blogspot.com. I can understand why, and I read the reason for the name, but that just begs the question, shouldn't it be krebblog.blogspot.com?

Well its been a busy week at work. We bought a company last summer and inheritted this contract to provide a content managment system to the NRA, for their magazines. One of which is AmericanRifleman. Never read the magazine myself. Would like to though. Well this company we bought had produced such a tool, kind of at least. It was the tool they used for their site, and the guy had basically copied it and made some changes. Unfortunately he did not make all the changes, nor did it fully function, well really when we first got it it did not work at all. Well I did some minor tweaks got things running, the maker of the program did some fixes, all was well. Of course apparently they never let the people whom this was for see the site, either that or they changed their mind. So they wanted all kinds of new stuff. So then I had to figure out how it worked and put it together to do the new things they wanted etc etc. Been a while since I had done ASP. Kind of refreshing, but I gotta say I am not a programmer :) Oh but you can tell someone who had a hobby of doing web pages and has tried to make it as a web developer. They have no idea how to seperate things. With ASP, heck with ColdFusion too, its easy to just mix code and layout together. One big mess, one REALLY BIG MESS. Don't do it, if you need something that displays a bunch of information from a database, do not mix it with the layout of the page, make a function... Oh well thats just me, and an update as to where I have been...