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Well we had a party yesterday. Like a real party, for adults, well there were kids there too, but we have never really had a party, with like more than one family invited unless it was a kids party. We invited a few people over and it was great. It snowed, yup snowed, middle of May and we had snow. Oh did I mention it was supposed to start of the party with water balloons and water guns? We kind of canceled that part, as we figured no one would want to freeze their butt off that much. Kinda too bad the kids were really looking forward to that part. I had a couple of friends my wife a couple of friends, we had some mutual friends, we grilled out. Omaha Steak's burgers are the absolute best, I highly recommend them. Some of the people left earlier, but for those that stayed we stayed up till past midnight playing cards, we actually played asshole for a while. Which I have never ever ever played before. Yeah believe it or not, either I was that geeky in college or I was hanging out with the wrong crowds but nope never played it before. It was not entirely as fun as I think its supposed to be. The president well he didn't give many orders and some of the people were not even drinking. Now if I had been president......